GIR's Christmas SongDashing through the house,Looking for a snack,Master isn't home,'Cuz Earth he will attack!I look inside the fridge,And in the couch as well,But then I smelled a thing thatLooked as good as cheese!Oh Taquitos!Taquitos!And a burrito too!And Diet Poop, yes Diet Poop,DOODEEDOODEEDOOOO!Taquitos!Taquitos!And a clown without a head!Bigger than anything,And smelly like Dib's head!
Fall of the Tallest chapter 8Chapter 8"What are you watching?" "Scary monkey " the three SIRs said in unison. Zim glanced at the TV, then out the window. "It's practically night." He sighed and sat down on the couch. He deserved a break from working. He and Tak had been going for three days straight working on the growth serum, and he hadn't had any rest at all. Usually Irkens didn't sleep, but he also had not had sugar or caffeine in that amount of time, so soon after he sat down his eyes became very heavy. He lay down on the couch and was soon asleep. "Zim? I need your help down in the base-" Tak walked in and saw the sleeping Irken. She smiled sl
Fall of the Tallest chapter 7Chapter 7 Tak heard a soft crying in the bathroom. She went in to find Kay, her disguise off, huddled in a corner, sobbing. "What happened?" she asked, kneeling next to her. Kay's PAK let a single leg out and it connected into Tak's, letting her see the scene that had happened --- -5 minutes before, The Skool.- "Hey Kay, wanna come over and help me spy on Zim?" Dib ran to catch up with her as she made her way to class. "Uh sure!" Kay nodded. "But why do we need to spy on Zim?" "To get proof he's an alien like I've said he is." "Dib, do you really hate him and Tak?" she asked him quietly, dodging a te
The Fleet of DOOM part 3Fleet of DOOMPart 3 "CRIMSON LIGHTNING!" "WATCH OUT, WIZZY!" The black- robed wizard dodged to the right, and a long stream of red electricity slammed into the ground. If he had not moved, it would have hit him. "Thanks Katy!" he said, moving in and pointing his staff upward, towards a blonde vampire. "MAGICAL GAME!" The vampire growled and deflected it with his cape. "Why Wizzy, a pleasure to see you again. This time, I'll make your death permanent. NIGHTMARE-" "HEAVENS CHARM!" A glowing cross flew and hit him, breaking the attack. A blonde angel flew and picked the wizard and the nearby girl up. "You two are
Fall of the Tallest- Chapter 6Chapter 6 -Judgmentia, The spike of Judgment, 200 years earlier- "Irken Tak, you are a Defective." The Control Brain said to the young, twenty year old Irken. She wasn't very tall, as she had just left the classification of Smeet, and she still looked at the brain with the curiosity of a smeet. Her PAK's emotion suppressor was supposed to kick in after 10 years, but it still hadn't. And finally a nursery drone had alerted the brains, and they assigned her to have the IEE as soon as she was old enough. "But-" she blinked. "Control Brains, I wish to plead for my daughter. Can she-" Tallest Miyuki started. "Irken Tak has
Dib's Report 1 -The following is a classified document containing information meant only to be seen by a Swollen Eyeball agent- My fellow Swollen Eyeballs, the following is from months of research. Please take this information seriously. *My findings from researching Irkens and their planet. (A report from Dib Membrane.)* Irkens come from a planet called Irk. I am not exactly sure where Irk is located, but I know it is in another galaxy, possibly halfway across the universe from us! Irk was originally a lot like Earth, but then some accident happened and now the majority of the planet is a machine. I do not know for sure, but I don't thin